Creepy Wonka

Oh, you have holes in your jeans You must be sporty and adventorous

Oh, you have holes in your jeans You must be sporty and adventorous  Creepy Wonka

There's starving kids in Africa? Let me ship them my half-eaten food.

There's starving kids in Africa? Let me ship them my half-eaten food.  Creepy Wonka

a desi that can't handle spicy food? you must be new here...

a desi that can't handle spicy food? you must be new here...  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're making a duck Face You must think you're pretty

Oh, you're making a duck Face You must think you're pretty  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're in a Sorority? Give me a blowjob.

Oh, you're in a Sorority? Give me a blowjob.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, just letting me know your birthday is next week? just letting you know i'm not getting you anything.

Oh, just letting me know your birthday is next week? just letting you know i'm not getting you anything.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, So you installed photoshop on your computer? You must be a graphic designer

Oh, So you installed photoshop on your computer? You must be a graphic designer  Creepy Wonka

"omg did that hurt???" oh you're so precious

Oh, you didn't like the Mass Effect 3 ending? You should probably write a nerd rage post about it, since no one has done that yet.

Oh, you didn't like the Mass Effect 3 ending? You should probably write a nerd rage post about it, since no one has done that yet.  Creepy Wonka

why do i hire midgets, you ask? simple: so they don't need to get on their knees...

why do i hire midgets, you ask? simple: so they don't need to get on their knees...  Creepy Wonka
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