Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're a recent college graduate? I can't wait to hear about your GPA and club involvement

Oh, you're a recent college graduate? I can't wait to hear about your GPA and club involvement  Creepy Wonka

Oh, I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing sperrys? You must do a lot of sailing.

Oh, I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing sperrys? You must do a lot of sailing.  Creepy Wonka

Oh. You wear your collar up on your polo shirt? You must be a right cunt.

Oh. You wear your collar up on your polo shirt? You must be a right cunt.  Creepy Wonka

Con que vas a estudiar psicologia Vamos, dime que se siente saber que no tendras trabajo?

Con que vas a estudiar psicologia Vamos, dime que se siente saber que no tendras trabajo?  Creepy Wonka

Oh, so you're an engineer? You must know everything.

Oh, so you're an engineer? You must know everything.  Creepy Wonka

You must be bulking

 You must be bulking  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you play intramural sports? Please, tell me how many scouts came to watch you.

Oh, you play intramural sports? Please, tell me how many scouts came to watch you.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, women won't date you because you're 'too nice'? Please, use 'bitch' a few more times to illustrate your point.

Oh, women won't date you because you're 'too nice'? Please, use 'bitch' a few more times to illustrate your point.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're a Satanist The 8th grade must be so hard this year...

Oh, You're a Satanist The 8th grade must be so hard this year...  Creepy Wonka

little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous

little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous  Creepy Wonka
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