Courage Wolf

every one of your ancestors got laid you can too

every one of your ancestors got laid you can too  Courage Wolf

Girl rejected you? Be alpha. Change her mind

Girl rejected you? Be alpha. Change her mind  Courage Wolf

you are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success NOW act like it

you are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success NOW act like it  Courage Wolf

SOMETHING STUPID PUNCHLINE

SOMETHING STUPID PUNCHLINE  Courage Wolf

late to class walk in like you own the place

late to class walk in like you own the place  Courage Wolf

skinny soy caramel macchiato? harden the fuck up

skinny soy caramel macchiato? harden the fuck up  Courage Wolf

"Get up on the hydra's back"? Beat the hydra standing right where the fuck I AM!

OH REALLY? SAY WALLAHI!

OH REALLY? SAY WALLAHI!  Courage Wolf

can't lose weight? put down the ice cream and walk the fuck to work

can't lose weight? put down the ice cream and walk the fuck to work  Courage Wolf

Post to Reddit at 3 am Worry about making content better and not about making the front page

Post to Reddit at 3 am Worry about making content better and not about making the front page  Courage Wolf
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