Cool Chick Carol

Says can't have sex because "Aunt Flo is in town" Let's you know Uncle BJ came along

Says can't have sex because

TF2 Plays medic

TF2 Plays medic  Cool Chick Carol

Got breast implants Easier to tit fuck

Got breast implants Easier to tit fuck  Cool Chick Carol

Gives you a chance

Gives you a chance  Cool Chick Carol

HUSBAND FORGETS BIRTHDAY DOESN'T CHOP OFF HIS HEAD

HUSBAND FORGETS BIRTHDAY DOESN'T CHOP OFF HIS HEAD  Cool Chick Carol

Knows you're a person with thoughts & feelings Fucks the brains out of you

Knows you're a person with thoughts & feelings Fucks the brains out of you  Cool Chick Carol

Promises Blowjob actually gives blowjob

Promises Blowjob actually gives blowjob  Cool Chick Carol

finds out you posted her picture on the internet fucks you for making her "famous"

finds out you posted her picture on the internet fucks you for making her

has lots of guy friends doesn't bring it up every other sentence

has lots of guy friends doesn't bring it up every other sentence  Cool Chick Carol

takes you to see twilight premier lets you try anal afterwards for not playing your vuvuzela

takes you to see
twilight premier lets you try anal afterwards for not playing your vuvuzela  Cool Chick Carol
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