Cookieman

They say 10,000 cookies went missing on 9/11. Conspiracy theories; nothing more.

They say 10,000 cookies went missing on 9/11. Conspiracy theories; nothing more.  Cookieman

Smoking jackets Fuck Hugh Hefner, the Cookie monster made them awesome

Smoking jackets Fuck Hugh Hefner, the Cookie monster made them awesome  Cookieman

had serious cookie addiction turned it into a career

had serious cookie addiction turned it into a career  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies its only when im upset so ..... call me salmon instead

I don't always eat cookies its only when im upset so ..... call me salmon instead  Cookieman

I don't always rape Elmo but when i do, i use proper lubrication

I don't always rape Elmo but when i do, i use proper lubrication  Cookieman

Hef can have the girls But I want their cookies!

Hef can have the girls
 But I want their cookies!  Cookieman

dammit notch fix the fucking ladders!

dammit notch fix the fucking ladders!  Cookieman

Met Amy Winehouse in Rehab. ate her out

Met Amy Winehouse in Rehab.   ate her out  Cookieman

I EAT THE COOKIE UP UP UP UP UP

I EAT THE COOKIE UP UP UP UP UP  Cookieman

I got 99 problems and they're all cookies

I got 99 problems and they're all cookies  Cookieman
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