Cookieman

Me love eating cookies but me fucking hate commies

Me love eating cookies but me fucking hate commies   Cookieman

Me don't always use the wrong pronouns but when me does me twice as funny

Me don't always use
the wrong pronouns but when me does me 
twice as funny  Cookieman

one faithful day i shall find that legendary keebler tree and teach those fucking elves the meaning of genocide

one faithful day i shall find that legendary keebler tree and teach those fucking elves the meaning of genocide  Cookieman

I seen that, bitch what you say... Fucc yo cookie up bitch, don't play, reconize... Tricc you a treat,hahahh.

I seen that, bitch what you say...  Fucc yo cookie up bitch, don't play, reconize... Tricc you a treat,hahahh.  Cookieman

Me don't always eat cookies But when me do, crumbs fucking everywhere

Me don't always eat cookies But when me do, crumbs fucking everywhere  Cookieman

I always eat cookies and when i do, my eyeballs get googly as fuck

I always eat cookies and when i do, my eyeballs get googly as fuck  Cookieman

I don't always complain about cookies But when I do, they're the kind that spy on you

I don't always complain 
about cookies But when I do, they're the kind that spy on you  Cookieman

Fuck vegetables Bring Cookies

Fuck vegetables Bring Cookies  Cookieman

wait wait ... you're telling me they make cakes now that are just one giant cookie? seriously, how the fuck did i not know about this?

wait wait ... you're telling me they make cakes now that are just one giant cookie? seriously, how the fuck did i not know about this?  Cookieman

99% of the cookies are eaten by 1% of the characters Occupy sesame street

99% of the cookies are eaten by 1% of the characters Occupy sesame street  Cookieman
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