Cookie Monster

Wife made cookies sent back. No chocolate chips.

Wife made cookies sent back. No chocolate chips.  Cookie Monster

Did you bring the cookies? set them on the table and get the fuck out

Did you bring the cookies? set them on the table and get the fuck out  Cookie Monster

vegetables? the f*** are those

vegetables? the f*** are those  Cookie Monster

One Does Not Simply just eat "one" cookie

One Does Not Simply just eat

I don't always eat cookies but when I do I eat all the cookies in sight and then purge them later because I am disgusted with myself

I don't always eat cookies but when I do I eat all the cookies in sight and then purge them later because I am disgusted with myself  Cookie Monster

Final in 30 mnutes? Fuck it, it's cookie time.

Final in 30 mnutes? Fuck it, it's cookie time.  Cookie Monster

e ai foi quando o papai conheceu a mamae.

e ai foi quando o papai conheceu a mamae.  Cookie Monster

1 million trillion dollars Is what I poop

1 million trillion dollars Is what I poop  Cookie Monster

u know what i like more than cookies.. your mamas pussy

u know what i like more than cookies.. your mamas pussy  Cookie Monster

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon the nookie, c'mon So I could take that cookie

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
the nookie, c'mon So I could take that cookie  Cookie Monster
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