Confucius says

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger  Confucius says

Man who smoke weed while driving always take highway

Man who smoke weed while driving always take highway  Confucius says

Man who shit in church sit in own pew

Man who shit in church sit in own pew  Confucius says

Baseball Wrong! Man with 4 balls, does not walk

Baseball Wrong! Man with 4 balls, does not walk  Confucius says

virginity like bubble; one prick and all gone.

virginity like bubble; one prick and all gone.  Confucius says

He who good at sports get third base

He who good at sports get third base  Confucius says

confucius say,man who up at dis hour must post in late nite ched.....

confucius say,man who up at dis hour  must post in late nite ched.....  Confucius says

I think i just Shit myself!

I think i just Shit myself!  Confucius says

more work on their plate less food in their binders

more work on their plate less food in their binders  Confucius says

girl who sits on judge's lap must be ready for honorable discharge

girl who sits on judge's lap  must be ready for honorable discharge  Confucius says
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