Confucius says

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot  Confucius says

stupid man climb tree to get cherry wise man spread limbs

 stupid man climb tree to get cherry  wise man spread limbs  Confucius says

man who shove phone up ass bound to have shitty coverage Caption 3 goes here

man who shove phone up ass bound to have shitty coverage Caption 3 goes here  Confucius says

It's good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl

It's good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl  Confucius says

fresh thyme is hard to find

fresh thyme is hard to find  Confucius says

Better to have meat on crabs Than crabs on meat

Better to have meat on crabs Than crabs on meat  Confucius says

Man who fuck in grass Get peace on earth

Man who fuck in grass Get peace on earth  Confucius says

Peeing on toilet seat is dick move dan

Peeing on toilet seat  is dick move dan  Confucius says

man sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

man sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger  Confucius says

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew  Confucius says
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