Confucius says

woman who cooks celery and pees in same pot unsanitary Caption 3 goes here

woman who cooks celery and pees in same pot unsanitary  Caption 3 goes here  Confucius says

my husband will probably kick your ass to the moon.

my husband will probably kick your ass to the moon.  Confucius says

We shall play a game after this, all of humanity will be destroyed.

We shall play a game after this, all of humanity will be destroyed.  Confucius says

man who write poop on note bound to get call from Allan. (It says poop)

man who write poop on note bound to get call from Allan. (It says poop)  Confucius says

Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding bag

Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding bag  Confucius says

Man who read woman like book prefer braille

Man who read woman like book prefer braille  Confucius says

I went to kick tough mudder butt.. ..but tough mudder kicked me in the butt (A LOT)

I went to kick tough mudder butt.. ..but tough mudder kicked me in the butt (A LOT)  Confucius says

It's good to say dirty shit to girl in bed its bad when girl say she took dirty shit in bed

It's good to say dirty shit to girl in bed its bad when girl say she took dirty shit in bed  Confucius says

"I taught unicorn were so extinct, but we found unicorn in Banff!" .. Actually it's a caribou

MAN WHO COOK MEAT AND PEAS IN SAME POT VERY UNHYGIENIC

MAN WHO COOK MEAT AND PEAS IN SAME POT VERY UNHYGIENIC  Confucius says
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