Confucius says

He who farts in Church Sits in lonely pew

He who farts in Church Sits in lonely pew  Confucius says

man who goes spelunking in her cave had best not leave his spunk in her cave

man who goes spelunking in her cave had best not leave his spunk in her cave  Confucius says

Confucius says Xbox 360 sucks

Confucius says Xbox 360 sucks  Confucius says

man who forgets pasta doomed to reheat it

man who forgets pasta doomed to reheat it  Confucius says

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger   Confucius says

At last came Yan Hui, who said, I should like to find an intelligent king and sage ruler whom I might assist. I would diffuse among the people instructions on the five great points, and lead them on by the rules of propriety and music, so that they should

At last came Yan Hui, who said, I should like to find an intelligent king and sage ruler whom I might assist. I would diffuse among the people instructions on the five great points, and lead them on by the rules of propriety and music, so that they should  Confucius says

itchy bum-bum at night smelly finger in morning Caption 3 goes here

itchy bum-bum at night smelly finger in morning Caption 3 goes here  Confucius says

man who lay woman on ground has piece on earth

man who lay woman on ground has piece on earth  Confucius says

Got rice?

 Got rice?  Confucius says

Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot Is unsanitary

Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot Is unsanitary  Confucius says
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