Confucius says

He who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

He who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger  Confucius says

The chat bg Is uglier than me

The chat bg Is uglier than me  Confucius says

girl with crush on carpenter Get nailed

girl with crush on carpenter Get nailed  Confucius says

Man with 5 dicks have pants that fit like glove

Man with 5 dicks have pants that fit like glove  Confucius says

Man in closet have many hang-ups

Man in closet have many hang-ups  Confucius says

man who uses money to get wife pays for it the rest of his life

man who uses money to get wife pays for it the rest of his life  Confucius says

Man who sleeps with too many women unprotected becomes father of the nation

Man who sleeps with too many women unprotected becomes father of the nation  Confucius says

Man who not wear ear protection get hearing AIDS

Man who not wear ear protection get hearing AIDS  Confucius says

Man alone in rowboat has small dingy

Man alone in rowboat has small dingy  Confucius says

girl who love the cock but dislike oral sex have serious problem with head

girl who love the cock but dislike oral sex have serious problem with head  Confucius says
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