Confucius says

Wise man does not play leap frog with a unicorn

Wise man does not play leap frog with a unicorn  Confucius says

he who fails to prepare prepares to fail

he who fails to prepare prepares to fail  Confucius says

Man who run in behind of bus get exhausted

Man who run in behind of bus get exhausted  Confucius says

man who has sex on back fucks up

man who has sex on back fucks up  Confucius says

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger  Confucius says

man who stand on toilet high on pot!

man who stand on toilet high on pot!  Confucius says

man who sits on stove is high on wok

man who sits on stove is  high on wok  Confucius says

He who ejaculates into register Will come into money

He who ejaculates into register Will come into money  Confucius says

Man who blows brains out lost his mind

Man who blows 
brains out lost his mind  Confucius says

Chicken?! COW?!

Chicken?! COW?!  Confucius says
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