Confucius says

go to slip with ichi buttcrack WAKE UP WITH SMELLY FINGUH

go to slip with ichi buttcrack WAKE UP WITH SMELLY FINGUH  Confucius says

Man with lisp who drop fine goblet have problem with crystal meth.

Man with lisp who drop fine goblet have problem with crystal meth.  Confucius says

Cat who eats his pubes Has no hairballs

Cat who eats his pubes Has no hairballs  Confucius says

Asian men have smal penis because asian girl has smallest baginia eber

Asian men have smal penis because asian girl has smallest baginia eber  Confucius says

Man who sit on toilet high on pot

Man who sit on toilet high on pot  Confucius says

ugly woman who tries to speak during blowjob will make no fucking cents

ugly woman who tries to speak during blowjob will make no fucking cents  Confucius says

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger  Confucius says

Man who try anal end up in shitty position

Man who try anal end up in shitty position  Confucius says

yo no invente la confusion maraca conchetumadre Caption 3 goes here

yo no invente la confusion maraca conchetumadre Caption 3 goes here  Confucius says

man who live in glass house should change in basement

man who live in glass house should change in basement  Confucius says
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