Confucius says

Man who smokes too much pot Wait not possible

Man who smokes too much pot Wait not possible  Confucius says

He who live in glass house Dress in basement

He who live in glass house Dress in basement  Confucius says

Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers

Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers  Confucius says

Cheese has holes, more cheese more holes... more cheese = less cheese

Cheese has holes, more cheese more holes... more cheese = less cheese  Confucius says

man who drop phone in toilet bound to have shitty time

man who drop phone in toilet bound to have shitty time  Confucius says

Man who smoke pot choke on handle

Man who smoke pot choke on handle  Confucius says

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake-up with stinky finga

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake-up with stinky finga  Confucius says

girl who masturbates on stairs has father-son time orgy!

girl who masturbates on stairs has father-son time orgy!  Confucius says

Confucius Say Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society

Confucius Say Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society  Confucius says

BLIND MAN WHO PEES ON ELECTRIC FENCE WILL SEE THE LIGHT

BLIND MAN WHO PEES ON ELECTRIC FENCE WILL SEE THE LIGHT  Confucius says
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