Confucius says

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot  Confucius says

girl who shove phone up ass bound to have shitty reception

girl who shove phone up ass bound to have shitty reception  Confucius says

It takes many nails to build a crib But only one screw to fill it

It takes many nails 
to build a crib But only one screw 
to fill it  Confucius says

woodworking Enthusiast with love of wanking always has plentiful supply of knuckle varnish

woodworking Enthusiast with love of wanking always has plentiful supply of knuckle varnish  Confucius says

mas vale pajalo en mano que rata en el ano

mas vale pajalo en mano que rata en el ano  Confucius says

Man who starts wrecking business need balls of steel

Man who starts wrecking business need balls of steel  Confucius says

Husband who spend time in cathouse Wind up in doghouse

Husband who spend time in cathouse Wind up in doghouse  Confucius says

Ching Chong China Man

Ching Chong China Man  Confucius says

Deer who go to bed with itchy butt Wake up smelly finger

Deer who go to bed with itchy butt Wake up smelly finger  Confucius says

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

If I agreed with you,  we'd both be wrong.  Confucius says
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