Confucius says

man who drink so much fall out of chair drunk off ass

man who drink so much fall out of chair drunk off ass  Confucius says

Procrastination like Flatulance get away with only so much before knee deep in shit

Procrastination like Flatulance get away with only so much before knee deep in shit  Confucius says

Man who angers wife during day get no piece during night

Man who angers wife during day get no piece during night  Confucius says

if shes old enough for a yeast infection shes old enough for a meat injection

if shes old enough for a yeast infection shes old enough for a meat injection  Confucius says

Girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge

Girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge  Confucius says

it's not the face you fuck but the fuck you face

it's not the face you fuck but the fuck you face  Confucius says

Confucius say elevator smell different to midget

Confucius say elevator smell different to midget  Confucius says

woman who give handjob grab life by the balls

woman who give handjob grab life by the balls  Confucius says

Confucio dice No creas que porque el sapo salta es de goma

Confucio dice No creas que porque el sapo salta es de goma  Confucius says

He who sleeps with itchy butt Wakes with stinky finger

He who sleeps with itchy butt Wakes with stinky finger  Confucius says
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