Confucius says

Man who puts foot in mouth Tastes defeat

Man who puts foot in mouth Tastes defeat  Confucius says

Strong like bull Smart like streetcar

Strong like bull Smart like streetcar  Confucius says

Life is like butt hair Short and full of shit

Life is like butt hair Short and full of shit  Confucius says

wise man once say man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

wise man once say man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day  Confucius says

Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot

Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot  Confucius says

Store that run out of pumpkin before Halloween... out of their gourd.

Store that run out of pumpkin before Halloween...  out of their gourd.  Confucius says

Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk

Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk  Confucius says

sexy wife prepare dog meat dinner hot bitch make hot bitch

sexy wife prepare 
dog meat dinner hot bitch make 
hot bitch  Confucius says

He who fucks donkey is fucking jackass

He who fucks donkey is fucking jackass  Confucius says

man who run naked through revolving door going to bangkok

man who run naked through revolving door going to bangkok  Confucius says
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