Confucius says

Man with no ass doesn't know shit

Man with no ass doesn't know shit  Confucius says

Man who constipated full of shit

Man who constipated full of shit  Confucius says

WOMEN WITH DETERGENT ON TOP SHELF JUMPS FOR JOY

WOMEN WITH DETERGENT ON TOP SHELF JUMPS FOR JOY  Confucius says

Man with cock up chimney thinks he's fucking grate

Man with cock up chimney thinks he's fucking grate  Confucius says

Eating clowns Makes you feel funny

Eating clowns Makes you feel funny  Confucius says

Masturbation and Procrastination have one thing in common. it feels good while you do it but in the end you just fucked yourself.

Masturbation and Procrastination have one thing in common. it feels good while you do it but in the end you just fucked yourself.  Confucius says

man who walk a thousand mile in another man's shoes steals shoes!

man who walk a thousand mile in another man's shoes steals shoes!  Confucius says

Man who goes to bed with itchy buttcrack wakes up with smelly finger

Man who goes to bed with itchy buttcrack  wakes up with smelly finger  Confucius says

Better to be pissed off Than Pissed on

Better to be pissed off Than Pissed on  Confucius says

pokemon trainer who use masterball on zapdos drop ball to becoming pokemon master

pokemon trainer who use masterball on zapdos drop ball to becoming pokemon master  Confucius says
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