Confucius says

MAN WHO TIED TO CHAIR BOUND TO AGREE

MAN WHO TIED TO CHAIR BOUND TO AGREE  Confucius says

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger  Confucius says

If the river runs red take the muddy path

If the river runs red take the muddy path  Confucius says

man who fall asleep with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger

man who fall asleep with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger  Confucius says

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather,  not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.  Confucius says

Man who feed chicken to donkey have cock in his ass

Man who feed chicken to donkey have cock in his ass  Confucius says

trust man with diarrhea he no longer full of shit

trust man with diarrhea he no longer full of shit  Confucius says

Man who places hand in beehive Get into sticky situation.

Man who places hand
in beehive Get into sticky situation.  Confucius says

Baseball all wrong man with four balls cannot walk

Baseball all wrong man with four balls cannot walk  Confucius says

girl with crush on carpenter totally screwed

girl with crush on carpenter totally screwed  Confucius says
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