Confucius says

Chinese congressman is like aroused umpire Both erected officials

Chinese congressman is like aroused umpire Both erected officials  Confucius says

Ninja whose father has diarrhea is slap happy jappy with crap happy pappy

Ninja whose father has diarrhea is slap happy jappy with crap happy pappy
  Confucius says

Man who run in front of car, get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man who run in front of car, get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted  Confucius says

Confucius says 70 minus 1 = dinner for two

Confucius says 70 minus 1 = dinner for two  Confucius says

It is better to mind own business Then your ass minding it for you.

It is better to mind own business Then your ass minding it for you.  Confucius says

man who lose girlfriends key get no nooki

man who lose girlfriends key get no nooki  Confucius says

Confucius say Kane eats dick

Confucius say Kane eats dick  Confucius says

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.  Confucius says

Man go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger

Man go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger  Confucius says

'ahhhh' said blind man peeing in wind 'its all coming back to me now'

'ahhhh' said blind man peeing in wind 'its all coming back to me now'  Confucius says
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