Confucius says

Chinese congressman is like aroused umpire Both erected officials

Chinese congressman is like aroused umpire Both erected officials  Confucius says

Ninja whose father has diarrhea is slap happy jappy with crap happy pappy

Ninja whose father has diarrhea is slap happy jappy with crap happy pappy
  Confucius says

man who lose girlfriends key get no nooki

man who lose girlfriends key get no nooki  Confucius says

Confucius say Kane eats dick

Confucius say Kane eats dick  Confucius says

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.  Confucius says

Man go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger

Man go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger  Confucius says

'ahhhh' said blind man peeing in wind 'its all coming back to me now'

'ahhhh' said blind man peeing in wind 'its all coming back to me now'  Confucius says

Trumpet section of orchestra Is always horniest

Trumpet section of orchestra Is always horniest  Confucius says

Me jon Noodles cameras kung Fu left blinker yamaha dragon ball z noodle soy sauce rice Jackie chan #1 shopping at Costco

Me jon  Noodles cameras kung Fu left blinker yamaha dragon ball z noodle soy sauce rice Jackie chan #1 shopping at Costco   Confucius says

Man who run in front of car, get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man who run in front of car, get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted  Confucius says
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