Confession kid

I thought oral sex was kissing and I told my friends that my parents had oral sex when they came home from work

I thought oral sex was kissing and I told my friends that my parents had oral sex when they came home from work  Confession kid

at first we we're complicated but now we're nothing I'm Joe and this is my life

at first we we're complicated but now we're nothing I'm Joe and this is my life  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I DISCOVERED MY KEGEL MUSCLES... AND USED THEM TO MAKE FOUNTAINS IN THE BATHTUB

WHEN I WAS A KID I DISCOVERED  MY KEGEL MUSCLES... AND USED THEM TO MAKE FOUNTAINS IN THE BATHTUB  Confession kid

I hate it... ...when Ryback's nipple pops out

I hate it... ...when Ryback's nipple pops out  Confession kid

i used to think my balls were backup penis heads and when my current head fell off one of my others would replace it.

i used to think my balls were backup penis heads and when my current head fell off one of my others would replace it.  Confession kid

The reason why medicine tastes like shit was when I was a child I drank the whole bottle of medicine that tasted like strawberry and got rushed to the hospital

The reason why medicine tastes like shit was when I was a child I drank the whole bottle of medicine that tasted like strawberry and got rushed to the hospital  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought there were midgets inside traffic lights controlling them

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought there were midgets inside traffic lights controlling them  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I CONFUSED THE WORDS LESBIAN AND LIBRA THEN WENT AROUND TELLING EVERYONE MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A LESBIAN

WHEN I WAS A KID, I CONFUSED THE WORDS LESBIAN AND LIBRA THEN WENT AROUND TELLING EVERYONE MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A LESBIAN  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i always trained my starter pokemon to be strong until it dies, im screwed

WHEN I WAS A KID... i always trained my starter pokemon to be strong until it dies, im screwed  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I pULLED EGGS OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND PUT THEM UNDER MY PILLOW SO THEY WOULD HATCH...

WHEN I WAS A KID... I pULLED EGGS OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND PUT THEM UNDER MY PILLOW SO THEY WOULD HATCH...
  Confession kid
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