Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I carved my name on to my moms new car with a rock thinking it would become mine.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I carved my name on to my moms new car with a rock thinking it would become mine.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... wait... i am still technically a kid

WHEN I WAS A KID...  wait... i am still technically a kid  Confession kid

I tried to go super saiyan All the time

I tried to go super saiyan All the time  Confession kid

You see that door in the room you're in? Just get the fuck out

You see that door in the room you're in? Just get the fuck out  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though woman got pregnant by eating babies, so every time I saw a pregnant lady, i ran away screming

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though woman got pregnant by eating babies, so every time I saw a pregnant lady, i ran away screming  Confession kid

I got skunked At Diamond Valley Lake!

I got skunked At Diamond Valley Lake!   Confession kid

wen i was smel........ i at a jomintes jeness on nogin 1 2 bam i tin gg u lelele

wen i was smel........ i at a jomintes jeness on nogin 1 2 bam i tin gg u lelele  Confession kid

i cut the hair off of my alf doll, then placed the hair on my penis and used a flashlight to make pube shadow puppets on the wall.

i cut the hair off of my alf doll, then placed the hair on my penis and used a flashlight to make pube shadow puppets on the wall.  Confession kid

When I was a kid I secretly thought i had cancer b/c strands of hair came out when my mom did my hair. I found out it was normal after 5th grade.

When I was a kid I secretly thought i had cancer b/c strands of hair came out when my mom did my hair. I found out it was normal after 5th grade.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was chubby and could press my man boobs together so that my nipples touched. I always introduced this as my "special talent".

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was chubby and could press my man boobs together so that my nipples touched. I always introduced this as my
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