Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... the lyrics were "there's a bathroom on the right."

WHEN I WAS A KID... the lyrics were

I thought 'clit' and 'click' were the same thing in grade school and told the female counselor that I just couldn't find the right clit to fit with

I thought 'clit' and 'click' were the same thing in grade school and told the female counselor that I just couldn't find the right clit to fit with  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS 6... I flashed my dick at a security camera at home depot, and after a whole day of being convinced that every helicopter that passed by was the police searching for me, I broke down in tears and told my mom of my terrible "crime".

WHEN I WAS 6... I flashed my dick at a security camera at home depot, and after a whole day of being convinced that every helicopter that passed by was the police searching for me, I broke down in tears and told my mom of my terrible

Quando ero una bambina mamma mi ha fatto polenta non polentosa.

Quando ero una bambina mamma mi ha fatto polenta non polentosa.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Jar Jar Binks was funny.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Jar Jar Binks was funny.  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I told my parents I would pay them back for all the yugioh cards they bought me because they would be worth millions when I got older I got older, they're not worth shit...

When I was a kid, I told my parents I would pay them back for all the yugioh cards they bought me because they would be worth millions when I got older I got older, they're not worth shit...  Confession kid

When I was a kid I wrote "USA" on all my state test in the "county" section

When I was a kid I wrote

When I was a kid... I thought that everyone who lived in Kansas had to visit the wizard.

When I was a kid... I thought that everyone who lived in Kansas had to visit the wizard.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the age range on Legos meant I had to stop playing with them when I got too old.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the age range on Legos meant I had to stop playing with them when I got too old.  Confession kid

When I was a kid I ate some dog poop from the backyard because I thought it was chocolate.

When I was a kid I ate some dog poop from the backyard because I thought it was chocolate.  Confession kid
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