Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took my religious leader seriously

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took my religious leader seriously  Confession kid

When I was young I wanted to be a Scientologist Because I thought Tom Cruise was cool

When I was young I wanted to be a Scientologist Because I thought Tom Cruise was cool  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought the cops were the good guys

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought the cops were the good guys  Confession kid

When i first discovered fapping I remembered learning girls were born with all the eggs they ever had, and I assumed the same about boys, so I told all my friends and we all stopped, fearing we would be shooting blanks if we kept going.

When i first discovered fapping I remembered learning girls were born with all the eggs they ever had, and I assumed the same about boys, so I told all my friends and we all stopped, fearing we would be shooting blanks if we kept going.  Confession kid

i used to steal what i thought were balloons, from my mother's purse they were condoms

i used to steal what i thought were balloons, from my mother's purse  they were  condoms  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KMLA Student... I didn't enter the KMLA Speech contest. But my best friend did. And now he has everything in life.

WHEN I WAS A KMLA Student... I didn't enter the KMLA Speech contest.  But my best friend did. And now he has everything in life.  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought blow-drying your hair was getting a blowjob... So I told my fourth grade teacher he needed a blowjob

When I was a kid I thought blow-drying your hair was getting a blowjob... So I told my fourth grade teacher he needed a blowjob   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that urine came from my testicles.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that urine came from my testicles.  Confession kid

Mehr Menschen sterben durch Sektkorken, als durch giftige Spinnen? Dennoch gibt es mehr Alkoholiker als Spinnenfans.

Mehr Menschen sterben durch Sektkorken, als durch giftige Spinnen? Dennoch gibt es mehr Alkoholiker als Spinnenfans.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dildos were pastries like ding dongs or twinkles and I would always ask my mom for them at the store.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dildos were pastries like ding dongs or twinkles and I would always ask my mom for them at the store.  Confession kid
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