Confession kid

I confused the words condom and dildo and told my older brother "my dildo would have to be huge!"

I confused the words condom and dildo and told my older brother

When i was a kid, I thought "orangered" was pronounced as a comparative adjective in the past tense oh wait, that was last month

When i was a kid, I thought

when i was an early teen, i thought double fisting was the variation of fisting. i thought it was disgusting and probably very painful

when i was an early teen, i thought double fisting was the variation of fisting. i thought it was disgusting and probably very painful  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I was at someone's house and was served a grilled cheese. I buried it in a plant in their house because I didn't like it.

When I was a kid...  I was at someone's house and was served a grilled cheese. I buried it in a plant in their house because I didn't like it.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought black people breastfed chocolate milk

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought black people breastfed chocolate milk  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought urine came out of my balls

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought urine came out of my balls  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all Asian people had Downs Syndrome.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all Asian people had Downs Syndrome.  Confession kid

I used to refuse to drink milk from cups when I was younger i only drank it from bowls thinking that made it taste better. not the sugar from my cereal.

I used to refuse to drink milk from cups when I was younger  i only drank it from bowls thinking that made it taste better. not the sugar from my cereal.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I really thought they were a chicken's fingers

WHEN I WAS A KID... I really thought they were a chicken's fingers  Confession kid

Wait a minute... you mean supplements ads are bullshit?

Wait a minute... you mean supplements ads are bullshit?  Confession kid
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