Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought push-up bras were bras that you did push ups in

When I was a kid I thought push-up bras were bras that you did push ups in  Confession kid

When I was a young redditor I thought your cake day was your actual birthday

When I was a young redditor I thought your cake day was your actual birthday  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID...my teacher made a joke about a student misspelling the word "die" in an essay to the entire class... Everyone was laughing so I said aloud "Oh my God, what an idiot!"....The essay was mine.

WHEN I WAS A KID...my teacher made a joke about a student misspelling the word

I used to think Chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from white cows

I used to think Chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from white cows  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I lost my eyeballs in a horrible bubble wrap incident and now I am a hideous monster with two hollow sockets where my eyes should be. Please don't stare.

When I was a kid... I lost my eyeballs in a horrible bubble wrap incident and now I am a hideous monster with two hollow sockets where my eyes should be.
Please don't stare.  Confession kid

I thought something was wrong with me Because I born without bangs

I thought something was wrong with me Because I  born without bangs  Confession kid

I thought that babies were made by inserting my penis into a girl's butthole and peeing

I thought that babies were made by inserting my penis into a girl's butthole and peeing  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked my mom if her childhood was in black and white because all the shows from then were in black and white

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked my mom if her childhood was in black and white because all the shows from then were in black and white  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought L.A. Fitness was La Fitness. Pronounce it.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought L.A. Fitness was La Fitness. Pronounce it.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that people forgot so I would take it from every table and never told anyone

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that people forgot so I would take it from every table and never told anyone  Confession kid
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