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I thought I could weigh my head By putting it (and only it) on the scale

I thought I could weigh my head By putting it (and only it) on the scale Confession kid
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When I was a kid... I thought if i broke the TV I could climb into a cartoon

When I was a kid... I thought if i broke the TV I could climb into a cartoon Confession kid
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When I was a kid, my Mom took me to the store to get a Woody doll from toy story I celebrated by screaming "I've got a Woody!" over and over to the cashier. I couldn't figure out why she was laughing so hard.

When I was a kid, my Mom took me to the store to get a Woody doll from toy story I celebrated by screaming
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the term "running for president" referred to a footrace.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the term
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I told the whole class how I was obsessed with testicles

WHEN I WAS A KID... I told the whole class how I was obsessed with testicles Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I went outback while my mom was sleeping and climbed a tree to talk to my freind over the fence. i couldn't get down so i started calling for her over and over as loud as i could. eventually the cops came. i couldnt get down because i

WHEN I WAS A KID... I went outback while my mom was sleeping and climbed a tree to talk to my freind over the fence. i couldn't get down so i started calling for her over and over as loud as i could. eventually the cops came. i couldnt get down because i Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed in god

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed in god Confession kid
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Drew a really cool dinosaur in 2nd grade with spikes on its back i called it 'horny'

Drew a really cool dinosaur in 2nd grade with spikes on its back i called it 'horny' Confession kid
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I used to stare-the-shit-out-of my 4th grade teacher’s tits. I thought she couldn’t tell where I was looking if my face was pointed at her face.

I used to stare-the-shit-out-of my 4th grade teacher’s tits. I thought she couldn’t tell where I was looking if my face was pointed at her face. Confession kid
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I was sitting on the toilet singing 'I'm sensitive' by Jewel in kindergarten The teacher knocked on the door, asked if I was okay and suggested I have my mom pick me up because I sounded terribly sick

I was sitting on the toilet singing 'I'm sensitive' by Jewel in kindergarten The teacher knocked on the door, asked if I was okay and suggested I have my mom pick me up because I sounded terribly sick Confession kid
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