Confession kid

When I was a kid we were talking about earthworms in school. So I raised my hand and yelled "I have worms in my poop!" as loud as I could with a big smile on my face

When I was a kid we were talking about earthworms in school. So I raised my hand and yelled

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT A POO WAS A CHILD THAT HAD DIED SO I TRIED TO HOLD THEM IN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO 'KEEP THEM ALIVE'

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT A POO WAS A CHILD THAT HAD DIED SO I TRIED TO HOLD THEM IN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO 'KEEP THEM ALIVE'  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took the word blowjob literally so I used a basketball pump to pleasure myself.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took the word blowjob literally so I used a basketball pump to pleasure myself.  Confession kid

When I was a kid.. I thought that the entire world was black and white before color TV

When I was a kid.. I thought that the entire world was black and white before color TV  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... the scariest show on tv was courage the cowardly dog

WHEN I WAS A KID... the scariest show on tv was courage the cowardly dog  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought nuns were ninjas

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought nuns were ninjas  Confession kid

"foste ganda idiota fogo" O meu nome e fidalgo e sou a unica pessoa que consegue fazer memes

WHEN I WAS A KID... when the groom and bride kissed at a wedding, i thought the kiss was the thing that ensured that they were going to have a baby

WHEN I WAS A KID... when the groom and bride kissed at a wedding, i thought the kiss was the thing that ensured that they were going to have a baby  Confession kid

My 5th grade gym teacher would constantly make fun of me. To shut him up I called him impotent. It worked so well I did it every gym class.

My 5th grade gym teacher would constantly make fun of me. To shut him up I called him impotent. It worked so well I did it every gym class.   Confession kid

going to the theatre in the afternoon "manatee showing"

going to the theatre in the afternoon
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