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I kinda knew what the act of "fucking" was... ...but I thought that screwing was a different sexual maneuver that involved some sort of spin move

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My mom used to tell me i was going to grow up and be bigger than my brother I thought that meant i was eventually going to be older than him

My mom used to tell me i was going to grow up and be bigger than my brother I thought that meant i was eventually going to be older than him Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A Seven... I found my mom's dildo and she caught me flinging it around in the air. I thought it was a pig's foot.

WHEN I WAS A Seven... I found my mom's dildo and she caught me flinging it around in the air. I thought it was a pig's foot. Confession kid
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30 minutes into the trip "When are we getting to your Ami?"

30 minutes into the trip
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I would beg my mom not to call Judge Judy whenever I got in trouble

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would beg my mom not to call Judge Judy whenever I got in trouble Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "Original" was the same thing as the plain version of something

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when somebody got paid under the table that somebody actually slipped them the money under a table

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when somebody got paid under the table that somebody actually slipped them the money under a table Confession kid
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When I was five... My brother told me that black people were made out of chocolate. I licked my classmate the next morning.

When I was five... My brother told me that black people were made out of chocolate. I licked my classmate the next morning. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I use to think that the D in Disney was a "G" and everybody was pronouncing it wrong

WHEN I WAS A KID... I use to think that the D in Disney was a
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Had soda bottle that said free caffeine Dad told me to ask the clerk for my complimentary free caffeine

Had soda bottle that said free caffeine Dad told me to ask the clerk for my complimentary free caffeine Confession kid
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