Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I stole the fuzzy handcuffs from my parents bedroom all the time to play cops and robbers with my friends...

WHEN I WAS A KID... I stole the fuzzy handcuffs from my parents bedroom all the time to play cops and robbers with my friends...  Confession kid

When I was little I thought a strip mall Was a place where you shopped naked

When I was little I thought a strip mall Was a place where you shopped naked  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls peed from their butts

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls peed from their butts  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I made dicks out of playdough

WHEN I WAS A KID... I made dicks out of playdough  Confession kid

I thought that if someone fell down three times in a fight, the fight was over because that was a TKO in NES's "Punch Out!"

I thought that if someone fell down three times in a fight, the fight was over because that was a TKO in NES's

When I was a kid, my step-brother graduated with magna cum laude from Law School I pronounced it as magnum cum load

When I was a kid, my step-brother graduated with  magna cum laude from Law School I pronounced it as magnum cum load  Confession kid

My dad ran off on my mom and i before i was born I believed her when she said that some women can have babies without a man, and called my friends idiots when they told me I was wrong.

My dad ran off on my mom and i before i was born I believed her when she said that some women can have babies without a man, and called my friends idiots when they told me I was wrong.  Confession kid

I thought gmail was email for black people

I thought gmail  was email for black people  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was normal

WHEN I WAS A KID... 
I was normal  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tried to lift a spoonful of cheerios with my mind for thirty minutes

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tried to lift a spoonful of cheerios with my mind for thirty minutes  Confession kid
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