Confession kid

When I was a kid, I found my mom's used douche in the garbage. I thought it was a toy and played with it; I even put it in my mouth.

When I was a kid, I found my mom's used douche in the garbage.  I thought it was a toy and played with it; I even put it in my mouth.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls peed out of their butt

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls peed out of their butt  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought black people would smell like chocolate

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought black people  would smell like chocolate  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought a boner meant I had to go pee Morning bathroom breaks were rough

When I was a kid I thought a boner meant I had to go pee Morning bathroom breaks were rough  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I went into the "Creepy guys" house that parent's were concerned about after luring me in with soda. Luckily my neighbor saw this and called my parents.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I went into the

WHEN I WAS A KID... I held my breath going under in the ballpit because i thought i could drown.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I held my breath going under in the ballpit because i thought i could drown.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... i thought sperm whales swam around the ocean impregnating other whales.

When I was a kid... i thought sperm whales swam around the ocean impregnating other whales.  Confession kid

when i was mad at my mom i'd go outside and step on all the cracks

when i was mad at my mom i'd go outside and step on all the cracks  Confession kid

I THOUGHT I WAS ADOPTED BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TATTOOS LIKE MY PARENTS

I THOUGHT I WAS ADOPTED  BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TATTOOS LIKE MY PARENTS  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the 'explicit content' stickers on CD's meant that parental advisors were explicitly content with it

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the 'explicit content' stickers on CD's meant that parental advisors were explicitly content with it  Confession kid
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