Confession kid

I had to enter the amsterdam canal tours they said if you look on your left you wont see a shit on your right

I had to enter the amsterdam canal tours they said if you look on your left you wont see a shit on your right  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought an invisible man ran the world!

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought an invisible man ran the world!  Confession kid

Thought /r/trees Was actually a place to share tree pictures and information

Thought /r/trees Was actually a place to share tree pictures and information  Confession kid

When I was younger I pooped green for the first time I was so excited I went to my grandma and yelled "mee-maw, mee-maw! I shit green! Am I a real ninja turtle now?"

When I was younger I pooped green for the first time I was so excited I went to my grandma and yelled

THE SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES

THE SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES  Confession kid

Please put your pants back on Sir Lord Bumberchute

Please put your pants back on Sir Lord Bumberchute  Confession kid

MY OLDER BROTHER TOLD ME THAT FIDEL CASTRO INVENTED GUM I BELIEVED HIM AND REPEATED THE FACTOID TO OTHER KIDS TO SHOW OFF MY KNOWLEDGE

MY OLDER BROTHER TOLD ME THAT FIDEL CASTRO INVENTED GUM I BELIEVED HIM AND REPEATED THE FACTOID TO OTHER KIDS TO SHOW OFF MY KNOWLEDGE   Confession kid

when i was a kid and had to pee, I thought if i ate crackers it would absorb it and I wouldn't have to pee anymore

when i was a kid and had to pee, I thought if i ate  crackers it would absorb it and I wouldn't have to pee anymore  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though i had super powers because i could make two of everything when i crossed my eyes

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though i had super powers because i could make two of everything when i crossed my eyes  Confession kid

I used to think all dogs were male and all cats were female

I used to think all dogs were male and all cats were female  Confession kid
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