Confession kid

In grade 1 My friend went camping and told us that The deer could hear everyone talking "inside." He meant inside his trailer... I spent years thinking deer could hear our thoughts.

In grade 1 My friend went camping and told us that The deer could hear everyone talking

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT AN ATHLETIC CUP WAS ACTUALLY A MASK FOR SURGEONS, SO I WENT AROUND ALL DAY WITH IT ON, TELLING EVERYONE I'D BECOME A DOCTOR.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT AN ATHLETIC CUP WAS ACTUALLY A MASK FOR SURGEONS, SO I WENT AROUND ALL DAY WITH IT ON, TELLING EVERYONE I'D BECOME A DOCTOR.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought unborn babies were stored in a woman's breasts.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought unborn babies were stored in a woman's breasts.    Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when songs said "baby" they were actually talking about a baby.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when songs said

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought i already had a xbox one

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought i already had a xbox one   Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought a car's hazard button was the self destruct button

When I was a kid... I thought a car's hazard button was the self destruct button  Confession kid

I GOT 4 LEADS!!! ...now I have to make 4 lead REPORTS!!!

I GOT 4 LEADS!!! ...now I have to make 4 
lead REPORTS!!!  Confession kid

When I was eight or nine, I would run around the house naked pretending to be a rampaging Pokemon screaming at my parents 'you don't have enough badges to tame me'

When I was eight or nine, I would run around the house naked pretending to be a rampaging Pokemon screaming at my parents 'you don't have enough badges to tame me'  Confession kid

my aunt's name is Antoinette... But when I was a kid I though she was Aunt 'Toinette' and did not figure it out until I was 13...

my aunt's name is  Antoinette... But when I was a kid I though she was Aunt 'Toinette' and did not figure it out until I was 13...  Confession kid

I thought "adultery" was synonymous to "adulthood". I asked my teacher what his parents thought when he committed adultery.

I thought
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