Confession kid

DADDY WHAT DO SLUGS EAT? SALT.

DADDY WHAT DO SLUGS EAT? SALT.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I worried i would let slip that terrible secret that you must never tell the americans

WHEN I WAS A KID... I worried i would let slip that terrible secret that you must never tell the americans  Confession kid

I used to steal my moms candy she saved for diabetic emergencies.

I used to steal my moms candy she saved for diabetic emergencies.  Confession kid

every year, my mom told me we were going to miami i always referred to it as "Mommy's Ami"

every year, my mom told me we were going to miami i always referred to it as

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought tying a string to a balloon magically made it float

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought tying a string to a balloon magically made it float  Confession kid

when I was a kid I used to laugh at the tv when the laugh track came on I though the laugh track was other people laughing and they could hear me.

when I was a kid I used to laugh at the tv when the laugh track came on I though the laugh track was other people laughing and they could hear me.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought her name was Jonah vark

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought her name was Jonah vark  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought that knowing the difference between a stalactite and a stalagmite was going to be important

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought that knowing the difference between a stalactite and a stalagmite was going to be important  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to use me penis as a 'banjo' I thought is was so funny I ended up scaring off 3 babysitters...

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to use me penis as a 'banjo' I thought is was so funny I ended up scaring off 3 babysitters...  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I also thought my parents were scumbags.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I also thought my parents were scumbags.  Confession kid
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