Confession kid

i ate the leaves from a spinach plant in the yard so i could become big like Popeye they were just weeds

i ate the leaves from a spinach plant in the yard so i could become big like Popeye they were just weeds  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the bank robbers were the bad guys.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the bank robbers were the bad guys.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID i didn't understand that the same actor could be in two film productions how could the annoying fat guy in jurassic park survive to be the annoying fat guy in seinfeld!?

WHEN I WAS A KID i didn't understand that the same actor could be in two film productions how could the annoying fat guy in jurassic park survive to be the annoying fat guy in seinfeld!?  Confession kid

When I was a little kid I thought the Cat in the Hat was Dr. Suess

When I was a little kid I thought the Cat in the Hat was Dr. Suess  Confession kid

When i was a kid I thought it was normal for my parents to lock the door when they slept

When i was a kid  I thought it was normal for my parents to lock the door when they slept  Confession kid

bumberchute is like a tree that makes shitfruit because you know, how trees work and because. uh. shit stuff ?

bumberchute is like a tree that makes shitfruit because you know, how trees work and because. uh. shit stuff ?  Confession kid

When I was 3 an older kid told me cats loved to be whipped around by their tails I believed him and spun a cat in circles by its tail

When I was 3 an older kid told me cats loved to be whipped around by their tails I believed him and spun a cat in circles by its tail  Confession kid

The person who taught me the word "cunt" had an accent, and i thought it was "cont" I always laughed my head off when I saw the word "continued" abbreviated

The person who taught me the word

WHEN I WAS A KID... I learned about tailbones and thought I had been born with a tail that the doctor cut off before giving me back to my mother. I even thought the dimple at the top of my butt crack was proof of a scar from the surgery.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I learned about tailbones and thought I had been born with a tail that the doctor cut off before giving me back to my mother. I even thought the dimple at the top of my butt crack was proof of a scar from the surgery.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought homophobic meant you were afraid of your house.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought homophobic meant you were afraid of your house.  Confession kid
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