Confession kid

I didn't understand what people meant by "slept with her" So i told my family that i slept with all the girls at nap time

I didn't understand what people meant by

I thought cartoon characters were farting because of the animation it showed when they ran. I thought that farting made you run faster, so when I raced my friends I always tried to fart.

I thought cartoon characters were farting because of the animation it showed when they ran. I thought that farting made you run faster, so when I raced my friends I always tried to fart.
  Confession kid

I saw my dad's paycheck and thought we were rich

I saw my dad's paycheck and thought we were rich  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A Kid and my dad got sick. I would spit in the beverages he asked me to get for him, my logic was that I was completely healthy, so it would make him healthy too.

WHEN I WAS A Kid and my dad got sick. I would spit in the beverages he asked me to get for him, my logic was that I was completely healthy, so it would make him healthy too.  Confession kid

The bathroom at the doctor's office was out of toilet paper. While sitting on the pot, I opened the door, stuck my head out, and yelled "TOILET PAPER!!!"

The bathroom at the doctor's office was out of toilet paper. While sitting on the pot, I opened the door, stuck my head out, and yelled

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought it was "excuse me while I kiss this guy"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought it was

I told my younger brother that I caught a Mewtoo in pokemon and would trade it to him for a rare pokemon. named a Piggy Mewtoo and gave it to him for his Charizard.

I told my younger brother that I caught a Mewtoo in pokemon and would trade it to him for a rare pokemon. named a Piggy Mewtoo and gave it to him for his Charizard.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID A BEE STUNG MY MIDDLE FINGER DURING A FAMILY 4TH OF JULY PARTY And in response I just held up my middle finger, crying, and showing everyone... I had no idea I was flipping them off

WHEN I WAS A KID A BEE STUNG MY MIDDLE FINGER DURING A FAMILY 4TH OF JULY PARTY And in response I just held up my middle finger, crying, and showing everyone... I had no idea I was flipping them off   Confession kid

found my parents' photo-illustrated book of sex positions took it to school with me

found my parents' photo-illustrated book of sex positions took it to school with me  Confession kid

When I was in 1st grade a kid stopped showing up to class and our teacher asked if anyone had seen her around. i pondered outloud that maybe she had died. my teacher made me apologize for my comment immediately. it turns out my teacher was dying of breast

When I was in 1st grade a kid stopped showing up to class and our teacher asked if anyone had seen her around. i pondered outloud that maybe she had died. my teacher made me apologize for my comment immediately. it turns out my teacher was dying of breast  Confession kid
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