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Was told by a family friend to become black he laid out in the sun for a long time I laid out in the sun until i was bright red and burnt

Was told by a family friend to become black he laid out in the sun for a long time I laid out in the sun until i was bright red and burnt Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I ran threw my street showing all people my weener because I liked how they reacted

WHEN I WAS A KID... I ran threw my street showing all people my weener because I liked how they reacted Confession kid
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I got mono in junior high because I ate french fries off of plates while being a dishwasher

I got mono in junior high because I ate french fries off of plates while being a dishwasher Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought teachers slept in schools

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought teachers slept in schools Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, MY GRANDPARENTS TOLD ME THAT COCONUTS WERE PETS CALLED STINK PUDDYS THAT ONLY MOVED WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING. I SPENT HOURS STARING AT THEM BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THEM MOVE.

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, MY GRANDPARENTS TOLD ME THAT COCONUTS WERE PETS CALLED STINK PUDDYS THAT ONLY MOVED WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING. I SPENT HOURS STARING AT THEM BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THEM MOVE. Confession kid
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when i was a kid i would put my toys in the closet before i jacked off because i thought they would judge me

when i was a kid i would put my toys in the closet before i jacked off because i thought they would judge me Confession kid
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I didn't have money to buy Nero 6 so i sneaked into my teacher's computer, dragged the nero's shortcut from the desktop to a blank cd, and went out running thinking i had stolen his program

I didn't have money to buy Nero 6 so i sneaked into my teacher's computer, dragged the nero's shortcut from the desktop to a blank cd, and went out running thinking i had stolen his program Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought it rained every night because the grass was always wet in the morning

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought it rained every night because the grass was always wet in the morning Confession kid
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At my kindergarten the teachers told us that we would be playing with a parachute later I got so scared because i thought we would have to jump out of a plane

At my kindergarten the teachers told us that we would be playing with a parachute later I got so scared because i thought we would have to jump out of a plane Confession kid
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All my friends thought I was rich. Single mother of 5 on welfare. I stole money from her wallet at every chance to impress friends until I was 10.

All my friends thought I was rich. Single mother of 5 on welfare. I stole money from her wallet at every chance to impress friends until I was 10. Confession kid
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