Confession kid

When I was a kid... I told people I lived in a condom because I thought it was short for condominium.

When I was a kid... I told people I lived in a condom because I thought it was short for condominium.   Confession kid

At a sleepover, my friend told me that when you beat Metroid the console would give you money as reward I stayed up all night playing while he slept

At a sleepover, my friend told me that when you beat Metroid the console would give you money as reward I stayed up all night playing while he slept  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought squirtle's gen i sprite was holding a saxophone

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought squirtle's gen i sprite was holding a saxophone  Confession kid

Used to pronounce 'lbs' as "limbs" Even when asked to answer questions in math class

Used to pronounce 'lbs' as

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Jesus lived on the garbage truck

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Jesus lived on the garbage truck  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought pro wrestling was real and cried when Hulk Hogan turned his back on WCW and started the nWo

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought pro wrestling was real and cried when Hulk Hogan turned his back on WCW and started the nWo  Confession kid

Ketchup was the only condiment I would eat as a kid My mom got me to eat mayo by convincing me it was "white ketchup"

Ketchup was the only condiment I would eat as a kid My mom got me to eat mayo by convincing me it was

I thought the world was once all in black and white Because of black and white tv shows

I thought the world was once all in black and white  Because of black and white tv shows  Confession kid

i thought government subsidies for stadiums and arenas were a good idea

i thought government subsidies for stadiums and arenas were a good idea  Confession kid

I thought my testicles were jellybeans that I had swallowed whole

I thought my testicles were jellybeans that I had swallowed whole  Confession kid
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