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WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom told me all little girls had eggs inside them, so I went around making fun of all the little girls in class

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom told me all little girls had eggs inside them, so I went around making fun of all the little girls in class Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked a waiter for "Vegetarian Ice Cream"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked a waiter for
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I unfurled tampons and tied them to my G.I. Joes Because I thought they were little parachutes

WHEN I WAS A KID... I unfurled tampons and tied them to my G.I. Joes Because I thought they were little parachutes Confession kid
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When I was a kid, I thought oral sex . . . - was when you talked about it out loud in class (like giving an oral presentation)

When I was a kid, I thought oral sex . . . - was when you talked about it out loud in class (like giving an oral presentation) Confession kid
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I once asked my parents If Lesbians were citizens of Lesbia?

I once asked my parents If Lesbians were citizens of Lesbia? Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... my mom convinced me the nog in eggnog was made from nogberries harvested in the fall

WHEN I WAS A KID... my mom convinced me the nog in eggnog was made from nogberries harvested in the fall Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all my elementary school teachers lived together and shared clothes and shoes.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all my elementary school teachers lived together and shared clothes and shoes. Confession kid
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IN THE 5TH GRADE, WE WERE PLAYING A GAME WHERE WE STOOD IN A CIRCLE, AND TOOK TURNS TELLING THE PERSON IN FRONT OF US A VERB TO ACT OUT. MY TEACHER HAPPENED TO BE IN FRONT OF ME. I TOLD HER TO STRIP DANCE. I WAS NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT IT WAS, AND I THOUGH

IN THE 5TH GRADE, WE WERE PLAYING A GAME WHERE WE STOOD IN A CIRCLE, AND TOOK TURNS TELLING THE PERSON IN FRONT OF US A VERB TO ACT OUT. MY TEACHER HAPPENED TO BE IN FRONT OF ME. I TOLD HER TO STRIP DANCE. I WAS NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT IT WAS, AND I THOUGH Confession kid
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Dad: "You can't tell your mother about the bike we got her for her birthday." Me: "Can't tell you what we got you mom, but your bike is blue!"

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WHEN I WAS A KID... I though Plastic Surgery was for Action Figures.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I though Plastic Surgery was for Action Figures. Confession kid
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