Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my friends who had a Sega Genesis and a Super Nintendo were rich.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my friends who had a Sega Genesis and a Super Nintendo were rich.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the postman took all the letters home and opened them up to find out where they were supposed to go.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the postman took all the letters home and opened them up to find out where they were supposed to go.   Confession kid

I thought that black people were black Because of a factory explosion a hundred years ago

I thought that black people were black Because of a factory explosion a hundred years ago  Confession kid

When i was a baby I shit and peed in my pants

When i was a baby I shit and peed in my pants  Confession kid

When i was a kid I didn't know the people on tv were acting so I thought there was a tv camera in my living room and would every once in a while wave to the "camera"

When i was a kid I didn't know the people on tv were acting so I thought there was a tv camera in my living room and would every once in a while wave to the

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought boogers were my dead brain cells.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought boogers were my dead brain cells.  Confession kid

When I was eight I thought masturbating was when you tickled your stomach... so I told my mom I loved masturbating

When I was eight I thought masturbating was  when you tickled your stomach... so I told my mom I loved masturbating  Confession kid

I thought a blow job was like a blow pop. My older sister's male friends asked me if i wanted to get one and I went to the store to get some for all of us.

I thought a blow job was like a blow pop. My older sister's male friends asked me if i wanted to get one and I went to the store to get some for all of us.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO RIDE A BIKE THE SEAT HURT MY PENIS SO I ASKED MY MUM IF I COULD PUT A BALLOON ON IT TO STOP IT FROM BEING SORE

WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO RIDE A BIKE THE SEAT HURT MY PENIS SO I ASKED MY MUM IF I COULD PUT A BALLOON ON IT TO STOP IT FROM BEING SORE  Confession kid

I thought hoe was the shorter word for hose so when my cuzin asked how to water the plants I pointed towards the hose under our backyard table where all my moms church friends were sitting and I yelled "Get that hoe first"

I thought hoe was the shorter word for hose so when my cuzin asked how to water the plants I pointed towards the  hose under our backyard table where all my moms church friends were sitting and I yelled
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