Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to think the people who wrote the "For Lease" signs were stupid because they did not know how to spell "sale"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to think the people who wrote the

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought a pedophile was a foot file.

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought a pedophile was a foot file.  Confession kid

when i first started ordering food for myself at restaurants, when the waitress would ask "soup or salad?" I'd say "SURE!" because i thought i was getting a SUPER SALAD family still makes fun of me

when i first started ordering food for myself at restaurants, when the waitress would ask

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought my first kiss mattered

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought my first kiss mattered  Confession kid

Thought if I swallowed an apple seed it would grow into an apple tree in my stomach

Thought if I swallowed an apple seed it would grow into an apple tree in my stomach  Confession kid

Growing up I believed that if I would sweat gatorade if i drank it while exercising

Growing up I believed that if I would sweat gatorade if i drank it while exercising  Confession kid

I always thought the sensors on toilets were hidden cameras taking pictures of my wiener

I always thought the sensors on toilets  were hidden cameras taking pictures of my wiener  Confession kid

Now you're gonna tell me "So and so" wasn't a real guy??

Now you're gonna tell me

When I was a kid... you didn't graduate kindergarten you got older and moved on to first grade

When I was a kid... you didn't graduate kindergarten you got older and moved on to first grade   Confession kid

I thought it was The Gift Horse you weren't supposed to look in the mouth as in, the horse that brings you gifts.

I thought it was The Gift Horse you weren't supposed to look in the mouth as in, the horse that brings you gifts.  Confession kid
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