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WHEN I WAS A KID... I would drag myself across the carpet and proudly show off the resulting erection to my parents

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would drag myself across the carpet and proudly show off the resulting erection to my parents Confession kid
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AFTER MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE AT AGE 12, MY BALLS HURT SO BAD I THOUGHT I INSTANTLY CONTRACTED AN STD; I DID NOT KNOW WHAT BLUE BALLS WERE

AFTER MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE AT AGE 12, MY BALLS HURT SO BAD I THOUGHT I INSTANTLY CONTRACTED AN STD; I DID NOT KNOW WHAT BLUE BALLS WERE Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID. I drew swastikas because I thought they looked cool.

WHEN I WAS A KID. I drew swastikas because I thought they looked cool. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... a girl asked me if i wanted a hummer and i told her i can't drive yet

WHEN I WAS A KID... a girl asked me if i wanted a hummer and i told her i can't drive yet Confession kid
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When I was a kid... no one was proud of me for "graduating" sixth grade. its what every 10 year old at my school did, even the stupid ones

When I was a kid... no one was proud of me for
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In my ethnic language "Jew" means lice I called it that in public until i was 11, not knowing what i was really saying to the school nurse.......

In my ethnic language
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When I was in catholic school and not being an athiest and the teacher said "god made everything" I imaged god making everything with puzzle pieces.

When I was in catholic school and not being an athiest and the teacher said
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thought horny ment boner told my parents i had a horny

thought horny ment boner told my parents i had a horny Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought we had a finite amount of saliva so i always swallowed it

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought we had a finite amount of saliva so i always swallowed it Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that if I put a fish bowl on my head like Sandy in SpongeBob, I could breath underwater

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that if I put a fish bowl on my head like Sandy in SpongeBob, I could breath underwater Confession kid
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