Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought pirates poured salt into the seas

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought pirates poured salt into the seas  Confession kid

It wasn't until Napster came along that I found out... That "My Sharona" WASN'T a song by Jesse and the Rippers

It wasn't until Napster came along that I found out... That

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "Gun Point" was a town with a really bad crime problem

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

random lie my parents and my teacher something something lie

random lie my parents and my teacher something something lie  Confession kid

I thought babies were born through the anus So every time I pooped I would push really hard to practice giving birth

I thought babies were born through the anus So every time I pooped I would push really hard to practice giving birth  Confession kid

As a Toddler... I would curse in preschool. When I would get in trouble i proclaimed, "It's a spanish word!"

As a Toddler... I would curse in preschool. When I would get in trouble i proclaimed,

When i was a kid I didn't realize black people had black parents

When i was a kid I didn't realize black people had black parents  Confession kid

Was found throwing donuts on the street because the nice lady said they were 'for the road'

Was found throwing donuts on the street because the nice lady said they were 'for the road'  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I got caught humping my dog. He humped me when we wrestled and I didn't know what it meant.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I got caught humping my dog. He humped me when we wrestled and I didn't know what it meant.  Confession kid

listening to music in my parents' car from the early 80's "does it only play old music because it's an old car?"

listening to music in my parents' car from the early 80's
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