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When I was a kid i used to think a woman got pregnant by making out after i watched a tv show or movie when the main characters made out i wondered what they did with all the babies

When I was a kid i used to think a woman got pregnant by making out after i watched a tv show or movie when the main characters made out i wondered what they did with all the babies Confession kid
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When i was a kid... I thought house numbers represented how many construction workers it took to build the house

When i was a kid... I thought house numbers represented how many construction workers it took to build the house Confession kid
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I used to think "condom" was another word for penis so i thought men had to throw away their penis after sex

I used to think
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I never ordered beer battered food in restaurants because I thought it would be like drinking beer and I didn't want to be an alcoholic.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I never ordered beer battered food in restaurants because I thought it would be like drinking beer and I didn't want to be an alcoholic. Confession kid
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I thought the name for the volunteers at the hospital was "candy stripper" When asked in front of the fourth grade class I declared my intention was to become a stripper for sick people.

I thought the name for the volunteers at the hospital was
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I went to Dairy Queen and asked for a Saturday

WHEN I WAS A KID... I went to Dairy Queen and asked for a Saturday Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN... i explained to my friends that a substitute teacher was a teacher that couldn't get a real job

WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN... i explained to my friends that a substitute teacher was a teacher that couldn't get a real job Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I waited for 2 years to drink a 7up. Because i thought it was only for kids 7 and up.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I waited for 2 years to drink a 7up. Because i thought it was only for kids 7 and up. Confession kid
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When I was a little kid I was petrified to go in the basement Because I thought E.T. lived down there

When I was a little kid I was petrified to go in the basement Because I thought E.T. lived down there Confession kid
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My oldest brother convinced me to plant my skittles. I watered it every day and wondered why a rainbow wouldn't grow.

My oldest brother convinced me to plant my skittles. I watered it every day and wondered why a rainbow wouldn't grow. Confession kid
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