Confession kid

When I was a kid my uncle asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up I said "bigger"

When I was a kid my uncle asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up I said

thought a gong was called a bong Told everyone at school and my teacher that I hit a bong

thought a gong was called a bong Told everyone at school and my teacher that I hit a bong  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID i thought an anal cavity was what you got when you didn't wipe enough

WHEN I WAS A KID i thought an anal cavity was what you got when you didn't wipe enough  Confession kid

I THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE HAD BIG BUTTS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T POOP

I THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE HAD BIG BUTTS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T POOP  Confession kid

I'm 34 with a wife and two kids and still jump into bed when its dark so nothing "gets me"

I'm 34 with a wife and two kids and still jump into bed when its dark so nothing

as a kid I was afraid that erosion was from the devil and i thought evolution was awesome

as a kid I was afraid that erosion was from the devil and i thought evolution was awesome  Confession kid

Back in elementary school I would always choose the root beer flavored beverages Not because I thought they tasted good but because I thought it was actual beer

Back in elementary school I would always choose the root beer flavored beverages Not because I thought they tasted good but because I thought it was actual beer  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought women got pregnant by men peeing inside them

When I was a kid I thought women got pregnant by men peeing inside them  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID i wanted to be a cash register, because i was so good at math

WHEN I WAS A KID i wanted to be a cash register, because i was so good at math  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the members of Daft Punk were actually robots...

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the members of Daft Punk were actually robots...  Confession kid
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