Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i woke up in the middle of the night and thought i saw smoke so i started screaming. My parents ran in, turned on the lights and i realized it was just my humidifier

WHEN I WAS A KID... i woke up in the middle of the night and thought i saw smoke so i started screaming. My parents ran in, turned on the lights and i realized it was just my humidifier   Confession kid

When I was a Kid I made my mom microwave my ice cream, because I thought it was too cold.

When I was a Kid I made my mom microwave my ice cream, because I thought it was too cold.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... Learning "Stop Drop and Roll" I thought catching on fire would be a much more frequent occurence.

WHEN I WAS A KID... Learning

WHEN I WAS A KID,I THOUGHT THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEW YORK WAS ONE BIG CITY

WHEN I WAS A KID,I THOUGHT THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEW YORK WAS ONE BIG CITY  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought cheerleaders were only the ones who didn't make the real teams

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought cheerleaders were only the ones who didn't make the real teams  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I discovered women didn't have penises I thought they peed out of their butts

WHEN I WAS A KID, I discovered women didn't  have penises I thought they peed out of their butts  Confession kid

When I was a kid, if I sneezed, I would get scared I thought my brains would come out my nose

When I was a kid, if I sneezed, I would get scared I thought my brains would come out my nose  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought babies were made by peeing on/in a woman

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought babies were made by peeing on/in a woman  Confession kid

girl i have a crush on asks what my favorite band is 98.1 KING FM

girl i have a crush on asks what my favorite band is 98.1 KING FM  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought the one giant button on soda machines meant you got a six pack

When I was a kid I thought the one giant button on soda machines meant you got a six pack  Confession kid
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