Confession kid

i used to think there actually was a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow because i was a fucking idiot

i used to think there actually was a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow because i was a fucking idiot  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought everyone had a buttcrack they pooped out of, not a butthole.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought everyone had a buttcrack they pooped out of, not a butthole.  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought numbers went up to 10 then instantly to 100, then up to 110, then to 1000, then up to 1010, then to one million, then up to one million and ten

When I was a kid I thought numbers went up to 10 then instantly to 100, then up to 110, then to 1000, then up to 1010, then to one million, then up to one million and ten  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A BABY... I used to suck on my moms tits.

WHEN I WAS A BABY... I used to suck on my moms tits.  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I thought Santa Claus was jewish Because my dad told me that only jews work on Christmas

When I was a kid, I thought Santa Claus was jewish Because my dad told me that only jews work on Christmas   Confession kid

When I was a kid, i thought cool kids didn't have dicks they just seemed so weird and i wasn't cool so it was the only logical explanation

When I was a kid, i thought cool kids didn't have dicks they just seemed so weird and i wasn't cool so it was the only logical explanation  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tought people changed their name at a certain age to get an adult name

WHEN I WAS A KID... I tought people changed their name at a certain age to get an adult name  Confession kid

For most of my life, I mispronounced the word "crutches" as "crotches"

For most of my life, I mispronounced the word

I rode the garage door up dangling from the end my younger sister copied me and bust her chin on the concrete

I rode the garage door up dangling from the end my younger sister copied me and bust her chin on the concrete  Confession kid

I thought 14+ stores referred to an age restriction and it's where girls bought all their new slutty clothes

I thought 14+ stores referred to an age restriction and it's where girls bought all their new slutty clothes  Confession kid
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