Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i would make my little brother break in to the abandoned house next door and unlock the door so I could sneak my freinds in at night. he was 4 and could fit through the broken window

WHEN I WAS A KID... i would make my little brother break in to the abandoned house next door and unlock the door so I could sneak my freinds in at night. he was 4 and could fit through the broken window  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS LITTLE... I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU ATE WHILE ON THE TOILET, YOU DIED

WHEN I WAS LITTLE... I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU ATE WHILE ON THE TOILET, YOU DIED  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I never believed in santa, I pretended that i did so i would still get christmas presents

WHEN I WAS A KID... I never believed in santa, I pretended that i did so i would still get christmas presents  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought a carpenter was a person who fixed carpets

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought a carpenter was a person who fixed carpets   Confession kid

When I was a kid, I didn't know the word for giving the middle finger So whenever someone flipped me the bird, I'd yell "Someone just fingered me."

When I was a kid, I didn't know the word for giving the middle finger So whenever someone flipped me the bird, I'd yell

I thought saying "stop being a pussy" was synonymous for "stop being a scaredy-cat" When my friend stole my pencil at school, I chased him around the room yelling at him to "stop being a pussy"

I thought saying

Tried to go to the dick's sporting goods website So I went to dicks.com...

Tried to go to the dick's sporting goods website So I went to dicks.com...  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Gunpoint was a Place

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Gunpoint was a Place  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I told my parents I had "Wet Dreams" every night because I peed in my bed

WHEN I WAS A KID... I told my parents I had

when i was a kid I thought a cat burglar was someone who stole cats

when i was a kid I thought a cat burglar was someone who stole cats  Confession kid
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