Confession kid

I was born without a sense of smell I spent most of my childhood begging my friends to teach me their trick

I was born without a sense of smell I spent most of my childhood begging my friends to teach me their trick  Confession kid

i pulled a muscle in my back Asked my mom if I could borrow her vibrator.

i pulled a muscle in my back Asked my mom if I could borrow her vibrator.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to unscrew the pepper shakers, flip them upside down, and put the cap on them so they would spill while you cleaned.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to unscrew the pepper shakers, flip them upside down, and put the cap on them so they would spill while you cleaned.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that couples on TV shows were couples in real life.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that couples on TV shows were couples in real life.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... the family friendly movie "the wiard of oz" scared the hell out of me

WHEN I WAS A KID... the family friendly movie

When I was a kid I called my penis "Ernie"

When I was a kid I called my penis

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that women had sex with each other by taking out their penis that was in their "hole" and putting them together

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that women had sex with each other by taking out their penis that was in their

When I was a kid... I thought that South Park was a children's show and would quote lines from it to my parents.

When I was a kid... I thought that South Park was a children's show and would quote lines from it to my parents.  Confession kid

I thought the Arby's cowboy hat logo Was a whale jumping out of the water

I thought the Arby's cowboy hat logo Was a whale jumping out of the water  Confession kid

I traded my Machamp card for a Farfetch'd card. I figured that since they're rare in the games, they must be rare cards, too.

I traded my Machamp card for a Farfetch'd card. I figured that since they're rare in the games, they must be rare cards, too.  Confession kid
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